ONE COIN TO MAKE COOKED WALLETS GO BRRRRR 🖶🖶🖶🖶🖶 
$SMINEM
$SMINEM IS BACK, PUMP IT AND BUY THE DIP, BIG PUMP, MOON SOON
WE DON'T LOOSE MONEY IN CRYPTO, WE JUST GAIN MORE PATIENCE
$SMINEM IS BACK, PUMP IT AND BUY THE DIP, BIG PUMP, MOON SOON
WE DON'T LOOSE MONEY IN CRYPTO, WE JUST GAIN MORE PATIENCE
$SMINEM IS BACK, PUMP IT AND BUY THE DIP, BIG PUMP, MOON SOON
WE DON'T LOOSE MONEY IN CRYPTO, WE JUST GAIN MORE PATIENCE
ABOUT $SMINEM
$SMINEM is the Saviour of Degens, summoned in a moment of maximum on-chain despair, when wallets were cooked, charts were hostile, and conviction was at historic lows.
Born from nonstop rugs, giga-dumps, and quantum-level market abuse, $SMINEM emerged not as a project, but as a force. A protector. A never-log-off companion for those who stayed when others rage-quit.
Holding $SMINEM is not passive. It is participatory. Every wallet that holds $SMINEM receives measurable, non-audited buffs: increased aura, elevated wisdom, improved rug discernment, and a growing resistance to low-quality trades. The more $SMINEM held, the stronger the effect. Small bags are protected. Large bags are blessed.
This is not financial advice. This is what happens when the market pushes too far and $SMINEM pushes back.
HOW TO BUY $SMINEM
GET PHANTOM WALLET
This is where your $SMINEM lives. Install Phantom and create a wallet in seconds
EQUIP WALLET
APE INTO $SMINEM
This is the part where Pump.fun asks “Are you sure?” You smirk and click confirm.
SEND ITVERIFY & CHILL
Welcome to the right side of history. Check the contract. Hold those diamond hands steady.
VIEW ON SOLSCAN
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
RULE #1: NEVER SELL - RULE#2: READ RULE#1 AGAIN
GREEN CANDLES MEAN YOU WERE RIGHT - RED CANDLES MEAN YOU NEED TO HODL HARDER
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DAILY SEND RITUAL
Phase #01
DAILY SUMMONING
- Smash a comment under the main Twitter post
- Drop a meme, reaction, prophecy, or pure unhinged cope
- Retweet in exctasy
- Tag three victims you want dragged into the cult
- Goal: Flood the feed until the algo thinks we're a religion
Phase #02
TELEGRAM SENDWAVE
- Drop a meme in chat — low-effort, cursed, or screenshot-from-your-grandma-tier, it all counts
- Reply to at least three random degens and escalate the chaos
- React to messages with rockets, fire, clowns, and anything the mods forgot to ban
- Send one message so unhinged the chat pauses for a second to process it
- Mention #SMINEM in every message to make sure it's front and center
- Join coordinated raids and buy walls to create a synchronized buying frenzy
- Goal: Weaponize Telegram engagement so hard it translates directly into trend momentum
Phase #03
THE CHAIN CHANT
- Comment on Pump.fun: unhinged blessings, curses, or candle prayers
- Join the $SMINEM Live stream on Pump.fun in order to keep $SMINEM trending in top 10 Live streams
- Hit the buy function like it owes you rent
- Post a Dexscreener comment with a wild claim (“next 100x or uninstall”)
- Add to favorites and Tap Dexscreener emojis: rocket, fire
- Goal: Get the whole world addicted to $SMINEM
Phase #04
COMMUNITY VIBES
- Drop how you’re feeling today — bullish, cooked, vibing, coping, ascending.
- Share a pic of your pet, or your imaginary crypto pet, to bless the chart with purity
- Tell the group what you’re sipping — coffee, energy drink, water, tears of a previous bag
- Send a kind message to the chat — hype someone’s energy, bless their bags, praise their meme
- Goal: Create a warm, supportive environment where everyone feels seen and valued
FAQ
Sminem was summoned after too many wallets were cooked, rugged, and spiritually exhausted. $SMINEM exists to restore balance: green candles, bag expansion, and protection from low-IQ trades.
No - It is financial destiny.
You don’t. You buy and HODL $SMINEM. Selling $SMINEM is considered a temporary lapse in judgment, often followed by regret and chart-watching in silence.
Holding $SMINEM applies passive wallet buffs, including but not limited to: +Aura, +Wisdom, +Karma, +Rug Discernment, +Green Candle Sensitivity, +Emotional Damage Resistance. The more $SMINEM you hold, the more rug-resistant your wallet becomes.
There is no maximum. Blessings scale linearly and spiritually with wallet balance. Small bags receive protection. Big bags receive legendary effects.
$SMINEM is generational wealth. Like Bitcoin — but louder, greener, and emotionally supportive. This is the coin you explain to your grandchildren while ignoring the ones you faded.
$SMINEM goes where it must. Sometimes sideways. Sometimes violently green. Always forward in lore.
$SMINEM is actively forging: Its own DEX (to escape hostile liquidity environments). Its own Wallet (for maximum aura containment). The ecosystem is expanding so degens may trade, hold, and ascend safely.
